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Thursday, July 16, 2009


The people I work with are crazy. Crazy, fun and very inventive. Today we were working on updating some equipment lists that include mammogram machines. We were talking about customer responses to our inquiries. Joyce said one of her customers said they purchased the machine in Canada and paid next to nothing for it.

That started us talking about if the machines were properly calibrated, etc. Joyce said diagnostic imaging centers were not held to the same standards as hospitals when it comes to making sure everything is calibrated and maintained.

Here is the conversation and brainstorming session that followed.

Me- All of my mammograms but the first one were done at hospitals, the first one was done at a freestanding place.

Joyce- Freestanding? Like a kiosk at the mall?

Jared- That's what it made me think of too.

Me- No, freestanding, like at a clinic not a hospital.

Jared- I just had a business idea, let's purchase a machine and take it the mall. You can get your mammogram done while you shop, no appointment necessary.

Cathy- What would you call it? You know, a catchy name like Fetal Foto's.

Pam- How about Baby Shots?

Joyce- Baby shots? ( At this point we had to explain, babies drink from them, like a shot of milk)

A few more names were tossed around before Jared came up with the winner.

Jared- Healthy Hooters

Joyce- That's it Jared, you can have Tshirts made that say " I got my mammogram at Healthy Hooters" " Boobs Certified by Healthy Hooters"

Cathy- You can't use the owl eyes for hooters, you'll get in trouble.

Me- No, we'll use the pink breast cancer awareness ribbons for the O's

Jared- We'll put the machine by the kiddies rides

Me- Ok, boob machine, kiddie rides and massage chairs for Daddy

Jared- Then the whole family goes for ice cream, sounds like a win for everyone.

They pay me to do this. Can you believe it?

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3 Comments:

Blogger Foggy Views said...

What about "Titty City' OR "Titty City".

July 17, 2009 at 7:33 AM  
Blogger Sunnynovelist said...

Hmmm, see, everyone contributes, we are all gonna be rich!

July 19, 2009 at 9:09 AM  
Blogger jon said...

How about about Tit-mobile and you could put it right next to the the T-mobile kiosk

July 20, 2009 at 9:17 AM  

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